Men and women, both live on the same planet

When I was a kid, I thought there are only two species existing on this planet, Animals and Humans. Some were animals, some looked like Humans and the rest were Humans.
Growing up, I realized Humans also have two species, Men and Women. While they both possess the attributes of humans, they are entirely different in their way of thinking and behaviour.

How?

The biggest difference is Men think that they are Men and Women are Women, Women think they are Women and Men are Men behind Women.

So while a Woman considers a Man running behind her is an achievement for her, a Man believes getting a Woman of his choice is an achievement for him. Surprisingly, the point at which a Woman’s achievement ends is the point where a Man’s achievement starts and then what an achievement a man tries to make out of it and what it finally becomes, all Men know.

Growing further, I came to realize that Men can be further divided into subspecies. They exist in three forms, “Unmarried”, “Just-Married” and “Really-Married”.

An Unmarried man keeps pretending that he doesn’t want to get married, but he gets finally, because he can’t get woman of his choice without getting married. Just-Married Man keeps pretending as the best Man for the Woman he got married to. Really-Married Man cares for every other Woman more than he does for the Woman he got married to. Unmarried Man keeps searching for a Woman who can accept any damn gift from him. Just-Married Man has a fixed woman to give the gifts of his choice. Really-Married man has no other option except to give the fixed Woman a gift of her choice.

Women can’t be categorized any further. They are always the Women.

Observing more closely, you can find very minute differences between the two species.

Men always assume that they look good; Women always want to hear that they look good.

Men like looking at Women, Women like looking at Men and Women. When Men look at Women they look at all the natural things. When Women look at Men they look at Natural and Artificial things. When Women look at Women they look at all the artificial things.

The way to a Man’s heart goes through his mind; the way to a Woman’s mind goes through her heart.

Men quickly start searching for logics to conclude; Women quickly start concluding to their own logics.

Men find it difficult to manage Men and impossible to manage Women; Women find it easy to manage Men and Women both.

A woman can die for a man; a man can die multiple times for multiple women.

Men want women to speak to them; Women want Men to listen to them.

Men find small happiness in big things; Women find big happiness in small things.

A Man worries about other Men staring at his Woman; a Woman worries about her Man staring at other Women.

A Woman can fight with a Man and a Woman; a Man can fight with a Man only.

While there are so many differences in their behaviour; there is one big similarity in both the species. All the humans, both Men and Women, want peace, love and affection. When a Man and a Woman get married, it is in their hands to enjoy these differences and still love each other. Otherwise these differences might result into real differences. Men or Women, whatever species you belong to, it is your choice.

What do you want to do…………………………….